Merry Christmas greetings funny

【#句子# #Merry Christmas greetings funny#】1. Christmas Eve, let us wait for the bell to ring.Make a wish, pray together, and hang your wishes on the Christmas tree.Wait for the gift, look forward to surprises, and I wish you everything I want in Chengdu.In addition to friendship, blessings are sent, and I wish you a happy Christmas.

2. Christmas is approaching, Santa Claus told me that there are too many people celebrating Christmas now, and the gift distribution for last year's Christmas is still going on. In order to avoid your long wait, I wish you a happy Christmas and happiness in advance.!

3. The imperial edict arrives: According to the will of heaven, the emperor said that today is the day when the birth of the saint on earth, and it is also the day when the birth of the Great Shrine in heaven. In heaven and earth, the heavens celebrate together. Those who receive the imperial edict will enjoy Christmas blessings and have a happy family!Why don’t you get up quickly and thank the Lord for your kindness?

4. This text message is created by Santa Claus, written by happiness, sent by happiness, delivered by luck, and invested by me. I wish you a safe Christmas Eve and a Christmas carnival!

5. Flying snowflakes were once the bookmarks of my beautiful memories. Dancing under the colorful Christmas trees in the moonlight was once my lovely dream. On this special day, let me wish you a Merry Christmas with sincere greetings!

6. The stars are shining tonight, and the thief is patrolling Christmas.He has a red dress and a red hat with long beards, and he is good at drilling the chimney to play romance.He doesn't love health and happiness, and he will do whatever he wants.Only steal pain and diseases and take away disaster risks.Please be happy and safe overnight!

7. Friends are in love after a long time, and they are in love with each other. Message contacts to express their concerns. We should have a carnival on Christmas Eve and welcome Christmas happily; don’t forget to recite friends, and pass on greetings and wishes, deepen the feelings and sweet friendships. When the festival comes, we wish you a Christmas carnival!

8. If a fat old man in red crawls into your room through the window and puts you in his pocket, don’t be afraid because I say to Santa Claus, “I want friends like you.”

9. Say peace on Christmas Eve, send peace text messages to you, peace surrounds you, peace is safe all year round.People with peace have a wish for peace. Send text messages to pass on all directions and forward them from all directions, and relatives and friends are safe.

10. I want to say what I think when you are happiest. The opportunity comes on romantic Christmas Eve. You are as happy as a pig. In fact, you are more like an angry person, haha.Merry Christmas!

11. Christmas is coming, good luck is coming, and you can report to the text message.I wish you happiness and harassment, your teeth shine by the sun, your worries will run away from the nine nights, and everything will be happy.This text message is carefully written and only sends friends to you.When I see it, I will achieve my goal.

12. Listen, this Christmas, I will plant a Christmas tree in your heart in advance. The seeds are peace, the buds are hope, the trunks are health, the leaves are happiness, and the branches are auspicious. Blessings are born every year at this time: Christmashapiness!

13. Although I didn’t say it to you in person, this can also express my sincere blessings to you.Merry Chrismas!No matter what happens, I will support you.Please believe me, friends are a lifelong thing.

14. Merry Christmas, I wish you happiness.

15. Christmas Eve, peaceful night, come with peace, and I am peaceful.Have fun eating an apple, and the whole family is so happy.It is different to bid farewell to the old and welcome the new, and there is a new atmosphere every year.Happy Christmas Eve, my dear friend!

16. The tiger's tail sends off Christmas Eve, and the rabbit's head welcomes a peaceful New Year; joy every day, peace and safety; good health and good work, everything goes well; worries are thrown out of the sky, joy is near in front of your eyes.

17. I will give you the largest and most beautiful Christmas tree, hang you with colorful lanterns of blessings, embellish you with happy ringtones, and decorate you with beautiful dreams of happiness. When the Christmas bell rings, your life willThe light is overflowing.

18. Tonight, you look up at the night sky, as if there is a star blinking, that is wishing you peace in your life; there are millions of stars flashing, that is wishing you happiness forever; if there is no star, that is too many blessings, letThe stars are eclipsed!

19. The bell of Christmas has not yet ringed, and my blessings have arrived early: First, I wish you a good Christmas mood, second, I wish you a good job, third, I wish you all your worries are scared away, fourth, I wish you happiness only until old age, fifth, wonderful gathering, sixth, happyHappy and carefree.Merry Christmas!

20. Putting a pair of women's socks at the bed on Christmas Eve will make you happy and worry-free; putting a pair of children's socks will make you healthy and long-lasting; putting your socks will make you smell bad; haha, wash your feet quicklyDon't swear Santa away!

21. For the comfort and joy of your Christmas trip, please reply to the text message to tell me about your height and weight measurements - I made a wish to Santa Claus to make you my Christmas gift, but he asked me to prepare a sock of the right size first!

22. The sky is full of peace and carnival, and the sky is full of light and dancing.Step on the cheerful dance steps, beat the heroic drums, sing the music score of longing, and hug the happy waist, life will be dazzling from now on.I wish you a happy Christmas Eve all night long.

23. Christmas Eve prayers, Christmas wishes, and New Year's blessings are entrusted to the stars in the sky, bringing you and my sincere greetings: Happy, my friend!hapiness!

24. The scene of the moon rising on the willows will make us start our Christmas Eve imagination.Listening to the slight sound of the wind blowing the chime, it is auspicious for Christmas Eve.Watch the courtyard wall of the corridor and share Christmas Eve time.Christmas Eve is auspicious, I wish you good health!

25. On Christmas Eve, the stars shine. Have you seen it?That's the charming look I secretly threw for you.Today is Christmas Eve. May my charming eyes bring you infinite tenderness, little warmth, and brilliant true feelings. May you be happy and safe!

26. Merry Christmas!I don’t think of you only on special days, but I will definitely receive my blessings on Christmas!

27. Blessings on the Day of Peace, and peace on the Day of Christmas Eve.Peace will last forever, and peace and dreams will last forever.I send you an apple and wish you peace in your life.Christmas Eve, blessings are passing by!

28. Legend has it that on Christmas Eve, the stars make two wishes; one is to wish everyone in the world peace and happiness, and the other is to tell the lucky kid who is reading this message that you can have a day off on Christmas, but please take a leave first!

29. On Christmas, I wish you peace and happiness!

30. Santa Claus Christmas deer, Christmas socks Christmas tree.Christmas bells and Christmas songs, Christmas dinner with candles.Christmas card writes auspiciousness, Christmas pocket gifts.The Christmas atmosphere is getting stronger, don’t delay Christmas blessings!

31. The hot dumplings are the most moving warmth in the winter solstice; the white earth is the most warm romance of Christmas; the joyful smile is the happiest reunion on New Year's Day.The "Three Festivals" are approaching, I wish you a happy holiday.

32. If Santa Claus gives me a chance, I will say to you: Merry Christmas!If I have to add a deadline to happiness, I hope it is: ten thousand years.

33. Santa Claus wearing a red cotton jacket, the verdant Christmas tree, and the golden bells came into our eyes early, making us look forward to Christmas and give ourselves a reason to relax, crazy and entertain!

34. An unswerving friendship, caring about two guarding hearts, walking through the colorful seasons, and sedimenting deep longing.Christmas is 100% sweet and warm, and persistent in thousands of beautiful wishes. Merry Christmas!

35. I’ll give you a coat on Christmas Eve: peace is in front and happiness is behind.Good luck is the collar, wishful wish is the sleeve, happiness is the button, and the pocket is full of warmth. Put it on and let it accompany you every day!

36. The bell of peace has ringed, and the new people are caring.The classmates are happy and happy, and the fire trees and silver flowers bloom.The beautiful dawn of the New Year is blooming, and the flowers of happiness are blooming for years.Bloom the road of peace and enjoy the health of happiness.May my classmates have a bright future and a peaceful life!

37. I wish you peace on Christmas Eve, I wish you good luck, health and peace; Christmas Day, I wish you happiness and full points, and worry zero! Blessing text messages express my wishes, wishing you a happy dream and good luck.Merry Christmas!

38. There is a saying that I want to say every Christmas, but I have no chance.Now I really can't hold it in, please take away the socks you left on my sofa!

39. Happy Christmas, what is Merry Christmas is not the happy sunshine or the chirping of birds, it is a happy thought and a happy smile, and a warm and loving greeting.

40. I sent an email to Santa Claus in advance to ask about Christmas arrangements. He said he would give you a Christmas tree so that you can lie under the tree to eat turkey and chew roasted geese, and you don’t need to eat feed on Christmas!You have to be prepared!

42. There are many people who care about you and many people who bless you. Don’t forget that I am one of them.Although blessings are just a form, they can bring warmth and comfort to the soul.Christmas is approaching, and I am in a hurry to send my hurried blessings: Happy Christmas Eve!

43. I asked the air to be the postman, bound my hot greetings into a package, printed them with sincere postmarks, and delivered them at a constant temperature. The recipient is you.Merry Christmas!

44. On Christmas Eve, the warm fire, romantic snowflakes, Christmas trees full of stars, the house is full of warm atmosphere, the candlelight is lit, and a wish is made, and the Christmas starlight will shine for you from now on.

45. The happiness of Christmas is because you are by my side. I will make you happy every day in the days to come. Blessings belong to us. This is not a promise, but a faith.

46. ​​I am a little vulgar and weird, a little boring and cute!A little lazy and a little bad, a little clever and rogue!A scoundrel is a scoundrel, and you are slick in love!If you want to love me, then love me quickly while Christmas.

47. On Christmas Eve, fallen leaves are flying, warmth is overflowing, true love is rippling, and blessings are accompanied by. How many sleepless nights are not as happy and happy as today's Christmas Eve, warming this different night.

48. I want to become a tree, a Christmas tree that exists only for you. The biggest and brightest star on the top is my sincerity, the one hanging below is my love, and the one wrapped in the ribbon is my infatuation.Merry Christmas!

49. The ice and snow are falling, the white is vast, and warm care is warm in the heart; the wind blows, the cold air rises, and don’t forget the true feelings of friends; the phone rings, the greetings are warm, and the sincere feelings are delivered early.I wish you a happy Christmas and good health, and my friends care in their hearts!

50. May this Christmas mobile text message fly across thousands of mountains and rivers with the sun, moon and stars, bring you peace, happiness and happiness with my blessings. All the best wishes will accompany you and bless you forever!

51. The hot sun is the sun, the red one is the smiley face, the hot one is blessing, the laughter is happiness, the hot one is happiness, the joy is Christmas, and the stupid one is the person who reads text messages. I wish you a happy holiday!

52. Christmas is here. Don’t show off when you are tired, and have a rest!Don’t be bored if you are upset, just have fun!Don’t hold on if you’re sleepy, go to bed early!Don’t just share if you are happy!Don’t stop talking after thinking about it, contact us!Life is short, be kind to yourself!

53. Christmas is here. I won’t give you anything else. I will give you two magic weapons, one is Ctrl+C, and the other is Ctrl+V. With them, you can do whatever you want and as much as you want.

54. Snowflakes are falling, Christmas is here.The bell rings, the reindeer runs.Happiness is here, and good luck is here.Santa Claus wears a new hat and keeps running to give gifts.Get ready to smile quickly and receive good luck.I wish you a Merry Christmas and wonderful life, and a happy life will always be around!

55. A bad news and a good news.Bad news: Santa Claus’s gift bag was lost; and the good news is: He still has the gift I gave you, because that was a warm sentence: Happy!

56. Being shot is called a shot. If you don’t do anything good, you are called a bad guy. If you get zero points in the exam, you are called a fool. If you can’t finish eating eggs, you are called a leftover egg. Christmas is just over. New Year’s Day will usher in New Year’s Day. I wish you a round New Year’s Day in advance (Yuan) full of happy eggs (dan).

57. Christmas is here, are you ready?Get your coffee, your wine, your candles, and your mood. On this warm day, I wish you to pack everything and welcome happiness!

58. It’s Christmas Eve and Christmas is happy.

59. Christmas is here, I have nothing to give you, I will give you three chocolates. I hope your life is wonderful and you will be really "strength", work passionately and harder, and love will be smooth and smooth!

60. I will give you a Christmas tree, and Merry Christmas cannot be stopped.

61. When our eyes see a smile, lovesickness burns into a hug, our hearts will surely be entangled until old age. No matter whether there is time constraint or distance constraint, dear, we will fall in love until the end of our lives.Dear, happy Christmas Eve!

62. Christmas Eve, Christmas Eve, a peaceful and happy night!Peace you, peace me, peace him, peace is everyone!Tonight, I deeply wish my friends: Please be happy on Christmas Eve!

63. On Christmas, in order to promote environmental protection, I will give you a low-carbon happiness, a string of green happiness, a recyclable wish, and an energy-saving peace. I hope you don’t waste resources and continue my blessings.Secondary use.

64. Christmas Eve discipline: No matter how busy you work, text messages are often, stress is strong, greetings are often, hard work, care is often, no matter how far you are, contact is often, please abide by discipline and keep in touch, pray for you on Christmas Eve, wishesYou will always be young and full of vitality!

65. Wanted order: An old man has white beard and red robe. He often sneaks into residents' homes at night to place deadly items that make people happy. If you find it, please call the police quickly. The secret code of the police: Merry Christmas!You will receive lifelong happiness as a reward.

66. The avian flu did not scare you, and the chicken plague could not erase your spirit of working hard for the continuation of the family. When you saw you, you resolutely walked into the delivery room. I silently wish you: Happy laying eggs!

67. Before the ice and snow have fallen, Santa Claus has not woken up, the Christmas tree has not grown tall, the socks have not been hung in front of the window, the gifts have not been ready, and before everyone’s blessings have filled the sky, I wish you a Merry Christmas, happy every day!

68. Maybe the years will fade, or maybe space will be isolated from each other.But what is worth cherishing is still intimate friendship.I want to say to you again: Merry Christmas!

69. Happy Dictionary: Why does Christmas occur in the cold winter?Answer: Because you need my company.Why is Christmas Eve in the long late night?Answer: Because you need my wishes.May my friends a happy Christmas!

70. I will give you a lucky egg (Christmas), bring some sunshine and a warm hug. It will surely hatch a hopeful future, indicating that your life will be smooth sailing, prosperous, upright, and create extraordinary achievements from now on.Merry Chrismas.

71. Decorate the brilliant Christmas tree, and the cold rain and fog outside the window. My heart that misses you is more crystal clear than ice. May my love be more romantic than snow. May my deep blessings and full of love be sent to you.A warm current! Merry Christmas!

72. Don’t send cards when Christmas comes, save a lot of paper; don’t put flowers on Christmas, and your face still laughs; message blessings and friendship spread, energy saving and emission reduction and low carbon; respond to the call and save money, I wish you a happy Christmas.

73. I think you must have received a lot of blessings yesterday, so I did not harass you!I deliberately sent you this text message today, hoping that you can remember me!I hope you are healthy and happy, not only Christmas Eve, but also every year!

74. The heart is flying, and the love is high.Let's listen to the Christmas bells together on Christmas Eve?

75. Confucius said: Filial piety is the first priority.Lao Tzu said: I dare not be the first in the world.Jesus said: I am ahead of all things.The Buddha said: Precepts are the first priority.On Christmas, I said: I wish you happiness first.

76. Christmas notice: Since Santa Claus is busy with endorsement and performances during Christmas, he decided to distribute all gifts in cash. Please send the text message to various banks with the verification code. Your verification code is: I lay eggs, I am happy!

77. If you say too much, you will easily make mistakes; if you eat too much, you will be obese; if you want too much, others will be sad; remember to give and don’t be stingy; send messages to sow happiness; I wish you peace and a happy Christmas!

78. On Christmas Eve, Santa Claus asked me what gift I wanted.I said, "I want to give you as a gift to my friend and fulfill his wishes."Santa Claus vomited: "Give me aside! His socks are so smelly!"

79. I have sent my cute little elk to carry the gift I gave you, and you have appeared outside your window. Open the window quickly and receive it.Hey, do you want to know why?OK, Merry Christmas!hehe.

80. Christmas in the past was gray. This year, everything became different with you. My world suddenly became bright and colorful. I sincerely thank you.

81. The sunlight flows away from the fingertips, and the snowflakes fall with the ringtone.The Christmas bells sounded, and the blessings were like beating candlelight melting every snow falling on you, allowing friendship to warm this cold Christmas.Merry Christmas for everyone.

82. Tonight, I accidentally lit a match in the darkness, and a little girl appeared. She said: Take me to the world, give you a wish, make a wish!我说：我要祝我所有的朋友，圣诞快乐，梦想成真！

83. Happy Winter Solstice!My blessings will pass through the dark night of the winter solstice, climb up the high Christmas tree, sway the New Year's Day flag, avoid the tracking of the little big cold, follow the fragrance of Laba porridge, and go straight to the Spring Festival of the Year of the Rat!Good luck

84、夜幕降临，雪花飘落。Neon lights, blessings sound.Gifts fly, and my blessings come with Santa Claus: I wish you a happy Christmas Eve, endless joy on Christmas Day, and good luck in the New Year!

85. Santa Claus got lost and asked for help from a reindeer. He accidentally passed by my window and handed me a gift, asking me to take care of it and give it to you on Christmas. May you reap a Merry Christmas and gain happiness.