Funny Christmas greetings

【#句子# #Funny Christmas greetings#】1. Santa Claus comes from afar on a sleigh and delivers all the good things in his handbag to everyone, including you. Kind people will always receive deep blessings, dear friends, Merry Christmas.

2. If you are alone now, I wish you a Merry Christmas. If you are two people, I also wish you a Merry Christmas. If you are a group of people, please tell me where you are.

3. Christmas Eve, wish you peace! If a peaceful melody flows through your dream tonight, then you have to know that it is my most sincere blessing for you! I wish you a happy Christmas Eve and a Merry Christmas!

4. The words are plain but the blessings are not; the care is ordinary but the sincerity is extraordinary; Christmas comes year after year, and the one thing that remains unchanged is that we care about it forever. The greeting cards are sincere in our hearts. I wish my friends a happy Christmas and good luck!

5. The bells of Christmas Eve echoed on the path. I give you a sincere Christmas tree, shining with memories of our friendship and filled with my best wishes for you. I wish you good luck, always care about you, and wish you peace and happiness in your life.

6. Hi! Why are you still here? Do you know your importance? Without you, who would drag Santa Claus to deliver gifts to everyone! Haha, Merry Christmas!

7. The Christmas tree is dotted with beautiful stars, Christmas fireworks bloom with beautiful colors, Christmas bells play happy notes, Santa Claus gives you gifts of good luck, and Christmas text messages bring you the most happiness.

8. It’s very cold on Christmas Eve alone! Christmas Eve for two people will go off the rails! Will you cheat with me tonight? I just want to say to you on Christmas Eve: I love you... A Christmas gift!

9. According to the CIA: I found a pair of dull eyes on my phone at 12 o'clock... Hey! Pig head! You've been targeted by me! Please wear extra layers of clothing on these cold days! Here’s wishing you: Merry Christmas!

10. Christmas Eve is here, you see a shooting star streaking across the sky, and quickly make a wish for Santa Claus to give you a beautiful woman. Santa Claus hears your wish in the sky and fulfills it, but not "gives" it to you, but "Thrown" it to you!

11. I have a beautiful wish: to meet you on Christmas Eve, then hold your hand tightly, ring the Christmas bell together, and start our journey of romantic love... Are you willing to help me realize my wish?

12. From the past to today, what remains unchanged is my sincerity, comforting you for your life's hard work, wishing you a love as deep as gold, and sending my true feelings. I miss you, love you, wish you a happy Christmas, Happily ever after.

13. Pull every heartstring of memory, remember every nirvana of growth, forget the bitterness of the past, special days always have special feelings, Christmas, never forget every mentor and friend, I wish you a Merry Christmas.

14. The Christmas tree is filled with long thoughts and will grow warm fruits for you; Christmas carols perform joyful melodies to create a happy atmosphere for you; Christmas apples are filled with deep greetings and protect your safety throughout your life; Christmas messages are filled with Sincere blessings, I wish you a merry Christmas and a happy life!

15. I fold my blessings into a carrier pigeon and fly to your window, never to fly away again; I fold my happiness into a bright moon, which shines in front of your window and never leave; I fold my happiness into a ray of sunshine to surround you. Stay by your side and never leave, wishing you a Merry Christmas.

16. The moment of fireworks is happiness, the moment of shooting stars is prayer, the moment of longing is touching, and I just want you to understand the moment you see the text message: I sincerely wish you a happy life! Merry Chrismas!

17. Santa Claus said that this year he will put gifts in both of our socks. So, stay with me on Christmas Eve. Love is snow, love is flower, turn into snowflakes and float in your home, bells ring, deer run, bring my heart to you, Christmas Eve, carnival night, you are there I am wonderful!

18. The Christmas tree is hung with my wishes; the candlelight sways my thoughts. The new year is coming in a blink of an eye, and it’s hard to say goodbye; I pray for you to be safe, and wish you endless happiness; I play Christmas carols for you, and wish you happiness and good luck forever!

19. Considering that in the next few days, there will be overwhelming text messages of blessings clogging up the Internet, I wish you, a super invincible genius elite with ideals, vision and wisdom, unrivaled in the universe: Merik Cresmus, um, happy Niu Ye. Son!

22. On this holy day, a warm holiday blessing that is rare in history was born. Just because special greetings are sent to the special you on a special day! Friends: I wish you a Merry Christmas!

23. The spring breeze is so soothing, blowing in my ears like the words you said; the summer rain is so persistent, like your warm experience gently dripping into my heart; the autumn colors are so pleasant, like your complacent mood after harvest; the winter snow is so pure, like Your noble character emerges from the mud and remains unstained; after experiencing the baptism of spring, summer, autumn and winter, teacher, you are still so upright. Thank you for your hard work. I wish you a Merry Christmas!

24. I have sent my cute little elk to appear outside your window carrying the gift for you. Hurry up and open the window to receive it. Hey, you want to know why? Well, Merry Christmas! hehe.

25. Christmas is here. Santa Claus doesn’t just give gifts randomly. It varies from person to person. What he gives is what he needs. He gives money when he’s short of money. He gives food when he’s short of food. Based on observation, Santa Claus decided to give you... IQ! Haha, happy Christmas!

26. I sent an email to Santa Claus in advance to ask about Christmas arrangements. He said that he would give you a Christmas tree, let you lie under the tree and eat turkey and roast goose. You don’t need to eat feed on Christmas! Be prepared!

27. Thanks to you, we escaped the end of the world and ushered in Christmas. Santa Claus carries peace and good luck, cleanses the chimney of troubles for you, and brings you a happy gift, that is happiness! Merry Christmas!

28. A care reminds me of the gray hair on my temples, and the three-foot podium feels the teachings of the four seasons. May is an unforgettable preparation for exams, and June is unforgettable. July is fleeting, but you can see peaches and plums in all directions. I send you sincere greetings on the tenth of Christmas: Teacher, you have worked hard. !

29. Combine the falling snowflakes into the shape of peace; let the sincere wishes contain the content of peace; on Christmas Eve, convey the blessings of peace. Friends, on Christmas Eve, I wish you peace and happiness!

30. On this special day, I can’t stop thinking of you. I want to say, are you okay? I really miss you and wish you a Merry Christmas!

31. I fold my heart into a beautiful butterfly, which will rest on your pillow every night. The moment you wake up at dawn, it will leave peace and happiness beside you, and accompany you to be happy every day in the future. Wish you a Merry Christmas!

32. When the old man climbed out of the window secretly, I cried affectionately. Countless times he carried a heavy package and showed off his strength. Countless times when his beard turned gray for someone, how much I wanted to say... You, old man, Merry Christmas Oh Merry Christmas Oh!

33. The bright moon rises over the sea, and peace is with us at this time; blessings come in abundance, and gifts arrive gracefully; happiness rides on the reindeer, good luck never comes late, health accompanies the whole family, and happiness is enjoyed. Sincerely wish you good luck on Christmas Eve!

34. May you be happy and live in peace.

35. Santa Claus is singing on Christmas Eve, gently and slowly, singing happiness, peace, beauty, and blessings. Through this singing, I wish you a Merry Christmas every day. Good mood!

36. With you, Christmas will be merry!

37. May I turn into the snowflakes on the Christmas tree and send you warm blessings; may I turn into the melodious bells on Christmas Eve and bring you peace greetings! On this holy holiday, I would like to send a simple blessing to my beloved: Merry Christmas!

38. Christmas and New Year's Day are twins. They have both fallen in love with you recently. They are both so charming. You can only hug Christmas on the left and New Year's Day on the right. Enjoy the sweetness and happiness in your heart!

39. Your peace is my wish, your happiness is my wish, my sincerity to you is my wish, and the text message to you is my voluntary wish. I only wish that your dreams come true on Christmas Eve, and that you are yours on Christmas Eve. All your dreams come true!

41. The angel said that as long as you stand among the carefully painted tulips and make a wish, God will hear it. I painted flowers all over the room. Finally God said to me: Make a wish, child! I said I only want those who read the text messages to have a Merry Christmas!

42. I give you a Christmas tree, which is filled with peace, wishful thinking, happiness, health, luck and wealth. Store it and you will be happy all your life. If you forward it, the person who receives it will also be happy forever.

43. There are always some things that cannot be forgotten, just like sending you Christmas blessings! There are always people who affect my emotions, just like your lovely smiling face! On this Christmas, I send you a thousand and one blessings, all of which are: Merry Christmas!

44. The dazzling lights on the Christmas tree wish you a safe life; the melodious bells on Christmas Eve wish you a happy life.

45. I wish you a Merry Christmas and a New Year full of happiness and success.

46. ​​Life must be full of joy during the holidays. Don’t leave your mobile phone empty. Greetings and blessings cannot be missing. They come out after being called out a thousand times. I wish my friends good health, good luck, laughter every day, peace every year, and a Merry Christmas!

47. Christmas red means that love is blooming in your heart, Santa Claus means hope that is tightly packed in your mind, Christmas blessings are friends holding your hands firmly, Christmas, I cheer for you, I wish you happiness !

48. At this wonderful moment, may your heart be like a paradise, blooming with delicate flowers; may your mouth be like a hot spring, flowing with happy songs; may your eyes be like a picture, depicting brilliant colors. Merry Christmas!

49. May the blossoming flowers turn into thousands of blessings. I send all my blessings to you! Merry Chrismas.

50. I sent an email to Santa Claus in advance to ask about Christmas arrangements. He said that he would give you a Christmas tree, let you lie under the tree and eat turkey and roast geese, so you don’t need to eat feed on Christmas! You have to be prepared!

51. Maybe time will fade the past, maybe space will isolate each other. But what is worth cherishing is still intimate friendship. I want to say to you again: Merry Christmas!

52. Secret notice, tonight, please lock the doors, close the windows, and make sure the chimneys are unobstructed. Santa Claus will pay a home visit to bring you good luck, happiness, and health. Comrades pretending to sleep, please do not wear socks, and socks must be kept. Put it on the bed, waiting to be packed with gifts. Happy Christmas Eve!