Funny Christmas greetings in 20 words or less

【#句子# #Funny Christmas greetings in 20 words or less#】1. Christmas is coming. I have never given you any gifts before. This year I will prepare early. I will buy a basket of boiled eggs, eat one every day, and give the rest to you for Christmas. I wish you happiness in eating "leftover eggs"!

3. Fireworks are shining in the sky, and the cold wind cannot stop the heartbeat of missing you. As Christmas comes, I surround you with my blessings. I wish you to be happy every day from now on, have no worries in everything, laugh happily, and make a lot of money.

4. My blessings to you are unlimited and I buy out my happiness; my greetings to you are limited and last for ten thousand years. On a warm Christmas night, use the moonlight to carry happiness and surprise you constantly. Merry Chrismas.

5. I will give you a Christmas tree. The stars on the tree will all remember my wish. I wish you health and safety.

6. On this peaceful night, you are my Santa Claus. Please don’t be stingy with your money and bring your gifts quickly. I will give you my most sincere blessings. Merry Chrismas!

7. Your thinking is like Tang Monk, your ability is like Wukong, your diligence is like Sha Seng, but your temper is like Wuneng, willing to sleep, gluttonous and fond of humming. Now put on your cotton-padded coat and button the front. It’s winter solstice, the weather is cold, and Christmas will be more merry.

8. The flowers blooming in spring are your smile; the sun is burning in summer, it is your enthusiasm; the fruits are ripe in autumn, it is your harvest; hehe! Little Bear, Christmas has just arrived, so you can hibernate peacefully!

9. At Christmas, in order to promote environmental protection, I give you a low-carbon happiness, a string of green joy, a recyclable wish, and an energy-saving peace. I hope you will not waste resources and continue my blessings. Secondary use.

10. On this great day that everyone is celebrating, I have thousands of blessings that I can’t even begin to mention. I just want to say four words to you - Merry Christmas!

11. I want to eat egg fried rice today, but I can only eat rice, not eggs. If you can reach the point where eggs and rice are separated, you will be happy with the remaining eggs! If you can turn the eggs in the fried rice with Christmas greeting messages back into whole eggs, the round eggs will also be happy!

12. Put on Christmas clothes, put on Santa hat, step on Christmas boots, call the little reindeer, sit on the small sled, put on the gift bag, go straight to your door, take out the happiness box, take out the happy cover, give them all May you be blessed with good luck, good health, and Merry Christmas!

13. No snowflakes, still romantic. Even in the cold winter, you feel warm. The candlelight flickered and the lanterns were bright. The fire is blazing and the lanterns are decorated. Under the Christmas tree, there are mountains of gifts. The bells ring, auspicious and romantic. Blessings and happiness forever!

14. Christmas is approaching. For the sake of the earth's environment and resources, please consciously reduce the purchase of traditional paper greeting cards. You can fill in congratulatory messages on large-denomination RMB and send them to me. Thank you for your support of environmental protection! I wish you happiness!

15. Love is snow and love is a flower. It turns into snowflakes and floats in your home. Bells ring and deer run. I bring my heart to you. Christmas Eve and carnival night are wonderful with you and me!

16. Merry Christmas and wish you happiness.

17. Maybe time will fade the past, maybe space will isolate each other, but the intimate friendship is still worth cherishing forever. I want to say to you again: Merry Christmas!

18. After receiving your blessings, I am happy every day. Winter is white, Christmas is red, and the season is warm. In this quiet moment, I sincerely wish you a Merry Christmas and wonderful happiness!

19. It’s Christmas in a few days. On Christmas, everyone is happy, and they stay up all night and even more sleepless. On Christmas Eve, there is peace, on Christmas, you make wishes, and on the carnival night, you are full of joy! Friends, let us gather together to celebrate Christmas again!

20. After Christmas, I start to look forward to next year. This year is finally over.

21. Christmas Eve comes. The bells represent greetings, the fire represents wishes, the apples represent prayers, and the snowflakes represent blessings. I wish you and your family a safe meal, good health, sweet words, joy, and joy. Play and laugh happily. I wish my friends a happy Christmas Eve and a Merry Christmas!

22. The winter solstice dumplings are all fragrant, and I wish you family harmony and prosperity; Santa Claus’s family visit, I wish you happiness and joy that will never leave; I send you a blessing message during the festival, and I wish you a warm and happy Christmas and winter solstice!

23. Friends have been separated for a long time, and I miss you through text messages. Let’s have a carnival on Christmas Eve, and welcome Christmas happily. Don’t forget to miss your friends, and pass on greetings and wishes. The relationship will be deepened and the friendship will be sweet. The festival is coming and we will have a great Christmas!

24. Christmas comes again every year, Christmas blessings add warmth, Christmas comes every day, Merry Christmas in your heart, celebrate Christmas with a greeting, and auspicious Christmas as you wish, joyful Christmas with a text message, endless laughter on Christmas, and companionship with deep friendship , Merry Christmas stays with you far.

25. The sunlight flows away from the fingertips, and the snowflakes fall with the ringing of the bell. The bells of Christmas are ringing, and blessings are like beating candlelight melting every bit of snow falling on you, letting friendship warm this cold Christmas. Merry Christmas to everyone.

26. In order to thank my friends for their concern and support for me over the years, I am holding a special event before Christmas! Anyone who has a certain status in my heart will receive a Christmas text message worth RMB 10 cents provided by me for free!

27. The soft white snow is flying in the Christmas night sky. The feeling of missing you is still the same, but you also miss me as much as I do. Do you miss me?

28. Hang Christmas fruits all over the branches, fill your heart with Christmas joy, put Christmas gifts on your pillow, send Christmas messages to you, put Christmas warmth in your heart, and wish you more happiness on Christmas day. head.

29. Congratulations on Christmas and send you a text message to wish you a successful career. A happy smile will always be with you. I am thinking of you for health and longevity. Finally, I want to inform you that the God of Wealth is also going to visit you!

30. The wind is freezing today, but my heart is full of warmth, because it is Christmas. Everyone is happy and having a carnival night. I would like to raise a glass and wish you: May you be strong and healthy, may your career be prosperous, and may you be happy forever.

31. Today is Christmas. I give you a dumpling wrapped in a safe wrapper with wishful stuffing, cooked with sincerity. Eat one bite to be happy, two bites to be happy, and three bites to be smooth. Then drink the whole family healthy soup. The aftertaste is warm, and the lingering fragrance is a blessing.

32. The deer bells are ringing, Little Red Riding Hood is tall, her beard is flowing, and Christmas is noisy and lively. Watch Santa Claus’ trick, grab happiness on the sleigh, go all the way through the chimney, break through the howling of the cold wind, and promise to give you a happy Christmas today!

33. When Christmas comes, I send you a text message to say hello; when Christmas comes, Santa Claus comes in his car; when Christmas is great, Christmas gifts are indispensable; when Christmas is wonderful, the Christmas atmosphere is more lively. The Christmas text message has arrived, wishing you a happy Christmas.

34. Christmas is here. In this wonderful holiday, I wish you all the joy you expect. Every little thing can bring you sweet feelings and endless happiness. I wish you a Merry Christmas!

35. Don’t worry if an old man in red jumps into your window and puts you in a bag, because I told him that the Christmas gift I want is a friend like you!

36. Use the joy of Christmas to string together happiness, and blessings are the most beautiful language; surround the world with peace, and you are the person I want to bless the most. Merry Christmas, I wish you peace, health, and happiness forever!

37. A piece of good news, a piece of bad news! The bad news is that Santa's deer went on strike and won't be able to deliver you a gift this year. The good news is that the blessings for you are still there. Just in case, let’s give it to you in advance: Merry Christmas!

38. Christmas Eve, wish you peace. If the melody of peace flows from your dream tonight, it will be me traveling through Guanshan and dreaming again. …Have a sweet dream tonight, and let me spend a happy Christmas with you in your dream.

39. Put a ray of sunshine, a warmth, a happiness, auspiciousness, a tranquility, a romance, a care, a yearning, a greeting, and a message into ten blessings, I wish you a Christmas hapiness.

40. The melodious bells bring tranquility. The leisurely white dove symbolizes peace. Holy white snow decorates the peaceful Christmas Eve. Exquisite display windows, exquisite life, graceful blessings, I wish you peace and a happy Christmas Eve!

41. It’s Christmas, Xiao Ming waits and waits and waits and waits! I just can’t wait for Santa’s gift. I hurried to the room and asked my mother. She forgot to prepare a gift for the child, so she comforted the child and said: Obviously, my mother is busy recently, and Santa Claus is also working overtime!

42. May I turn into the snowflakes on the Christmas tree and send you warm blessings; may I turn into the melodious bells on Christmas Eve and bring you peace greetings! On this holy holiday, I would like to send a simple blessing to my beloved: Merry Christmas!

43. After eating the Winter Solstice rice, the day becomes longer day by day; after eating the Winter Solstice dumplings, my mood becomes better and better day by day; after eating the Christmas meal, my life becomes sweeter day by day. I wish you a warm and happy winter solstice and a warm and romantic Christmas!

44. Why do other children have gifts from Santa Claus, but I don’t? Oh, it turns out I am a little fairy.

45. I make a Christmas wish. May your happiness be as vast as the universe, may your life be as prosperous as Christmas clothes, and may your body be as energetic as a Christmas deer. Can you help me realize these wishes? Merry Christmas!

47. Hang joy on the Christmas tree to warm your life; stuff good luck into Christmas stockings to accompany you in your future; put happiness into Christmas hats to decorate your dreams; write blessings into text messages and wish you the best. Merry Christmas and endless happiness.

48. What is warm is Christmas Eve, what is joyful is Christmas, what is melodious is the sound of deer bells, what is bright is the colorful lights, what is soft is concern, what is warm is the heart of friends, what is busy is the ringing of text messages, and what is happy is Blessings arrive. Merry Christmas!

49. Plant a tree of peace for you, water it with sweat, cultivate the soil with thoughts, prune it with concern, and care for it with sincerity. After a long wait, it will bloom with happy flowers and bear happy apples. On Christmas Eve, I wish you the best. Santa Claus sends it to you, wishing you peace and happiness in your life.

50. Santa Claus is singing on Christmas Eve, gently and slowly, singing happiness, peace, beauty, and blessings. Through this singing, I wish you a Merry Christmas every day. Good mood!

51. Santa Claus wearing a red cotton coat, green Christmas trees, and golden bells caught our eyes early, making us look forward to Christmas and giving ourselves a reason to relax, go crazy, and have fun!

52. One pound of peanuts and two pounds of dates, good luck will always follow you; three pounds of apples and four pounds of pears, good luck will never be separated from you; five pounds of oranges and six pounds of bananas, wealth will roll into your pocket; seven pounds of grapes and eight pounds of oranges, may you wish All your wishes will come true; nine pounds of mangoes and ten pounds of melons, may you be happy and bloom every day. Merry Chrismas!

53. White snowflakes, colorful Christmas trees, and gorgeous fireworks together reflect the colorful Christmas. I wrote my blessings into poems and painted pictures, but they couldn't express my feelings. I decided to wish you with a text message: Merry Christmas.

54. The upcoming festival, I think of you early, and the rest are blessings, all given to you, my friend, Christmas is coming, I wish you a safe Christmas Eve and a happy Christmas.

55. Welcome Christmas, may you be "joyful" and smile - receive gifts, may you "welcome" spring and bring blessings - sincere blessings, may you be "holy" happy - perfect and warm, and may your "birth" be happy - joyful countless. Merry Christmas and happiness.

56. I wish you good health, happiness and good luck on Christmas!

57. This Christmas, Santa Claus took special care of me and gave me the most precious gift in the world. I will cherish her forever and protect her with my life. This gift is you, my baby. Merry Chrismas!

58. I silently make a wish in front of the Christmas tree. I hope that you reading this text message will have sweet dreams every night, be energetic every morning, work smoothly every day, live happily every day, and have a full Christmas!

59. People with stinky socks and sloppy socks; ghosts and screams in dreams scare Santa Claus; the thought of bells is so moving; the midnight bell is no longer waiting; the ringing of the mobile phone wakes up the person in the dream; the text message blessing is only for my friends: Merry Chrismas!

60. Just receive this text message; no matter how busy you are, it’s okay not to reply; you just need to be happy today; remember to call me, just occasionally; after reading it, just smile: Merry Christmas!

61. God said: The so-called happiness is to have a grateful heart, a healthy body, a satisfying job, a person who loves you deeply, and a group of trustworthy friends. You will have it all! I wish you: Merry Christmas and Happy Christmas Eve!

62. Santa Claus, Christmas deer, Christmas socks and Christmas tree. Christmas bells ring Christmas songs, and Christmas dinner is served with candles. Good luck on the Christmas card, and gifts in the Christmas pocket. The Christmas atmosphere is getting stronger, don’t delay your Christmas greetings!

63. I would like to be a magnifying glass, focus on the warm sun in winter, and give you a fiery life. I would like to be a mouthpiece, collect Christmas blessings, and send you warm greetings. Merry Chrismas.

64. The dazzling lights on the Christmas tree are my prayers for your safe life; the melodious bells on Christmas Eve are my wishes for your happy life.

65. After a year of ups and downs, Christmas night is here again. This moment is a moment of sharing happiness; a moment of missing friends; a moment of blessing and care; a moment of dreams coming true. Wish you a Merry Christmas!

66. On Christmas, I will transform into Santa Claus and give you a unique gift in the world. This gift is my sincerity, filled with my love for you! Merry Christmas, dear!

67. Use the holy snow to build a happy city for you, use the light wind to open a door of good luck for you, use the bright stars to light a lamp of success for you, and use a sincere heart to give you a gift. Warm sentiments: Merry Christmas!

68. The hot dumplings are the most touching warmth during the Winter Solstice; the vast white land is the warmest romance at Christmas; and the beaming smiles are the happiest reunion on New Year’s Day. "Third Festival" is coming, I wish you a happy holiday.

69. The tiger's tail bids farewell to Christmas Eve, and the rabbit's head welcomes the year of peace; rejoice every day, and have another peaceful night; good health and good work, everything goes well; worries are behind you, and joy is right in front of you.

70. Last Christmas, you put a diamond ring in my socks, so I washed your stinky socks for a year; if God gives me another chance, I will say that I will wash your socks again! lifetime! Husband I love you!

71. Merry Christmas, what is Merry Christmas is not the happy sunshine, nor the chirping of birds, but the happy thoughts and happy smiles, and the warm and loving greetings.

72. My child, I am Santa Claus, and I have a Christmas gift for you. What... your house doesn't have a chimney? Don’t buy it yet!

73. No matter how far apart we are, our caring hearts are always the same. In this warm season, I give you my sincere blessings and deep thoughts. With all my joy, I pray for you, Merry Christmas.

74. The bells on Christmas Eve ring with constant blessings: the first blessing is health and safety, the second blessing is prosperity and wealth, the third blessing is wealth in all seasons, the fourth blessing is that dreams come true, and the fifth blessing is double happiness. Blessings are endless and I wish my friends a safe life.

75. I am a bit vulgar, a bit weird, a bit boring and cute! A bit lazy, a bit bad, a bit smart and a rogue! A scoundrel is a scoundrel, a glib man talks about love! If you want to love me, do it during Christmas.

76. When you are happy, I share it with you; when you are unhappy, I bear it with you! Merry Christmas, whoever reads this text message, send the gift quickly, otherwise you will be restless on Christmas Eve. Did you hear me? Don’t laugh, you idiot!

77. The gray hair of your pen has dyed your black hair white, and the years have deepened your wrinkles. Children, as time flies and they grow up, only you are still waiting for that hard work. Wish you a Merry Christmas.

78. On Christmas Eve, the stars shine brightly and the Christmas tree flowers bloom. Full of happy and auspicious fruits, the silver flowers sparkle with happiness. The candlelight flickers and the future unfolds, and the Christmas song brings blessings. May you have a peaceful and prosperous life, and may your career be brilliant and prosperous. May you have a happy Christmas Eve!

79. Time takes away youth, but it cannot take away my blessings; space takes away distance, but it cannot take away my thoughts. Our friendship remains close. Christmas is coming. I send my most sincere wishes to my most close friend. Merry Christmas.

80. Christmas is approaching. Santa Claus told me that there are too many people celebrating Christmas now. The distribution of gifts for last Christmas is still going on. In order to avoid you waiting for a long time, I wish you a merry Christmas and eternal happiness in advance. !

81. Every time I miss you, a hair falls off. Although I am stupid, I am already at my best. Before Santa Claus comes and before I become a monk, I wish you once again: peace, happiness, and Merry Christmas!

82. Collect every blessing and every wish in my heart, describe every detail and every hope in my heart, and send you my deep concern.

83. On Christmas Eve, hang your blessings on the branches, put your wishes in your heart, let good luck bless your brows, let happiness accompany you, let hope start a good year, let happiness boost your spirits, and let peace accompany you endlessly. , may Christmas Eve make you happy and happy.

84. There are many people who care about you, and there are many people who wish you well. Don’t forget that I am one of them. Although blessing is just a form, it can bring warmth and comfort to the soul. Christmas is approaching, and I am in a hurry to send you a hasty blessing: Merry Christmas Eve!

85. The heart is soaring and the emotion is high. Let's listen to the Christmas bells together on Christmas Eve, shall we?

86. May my countless thoughts turn into all kinds of blessings, and I wish you a Merry Christmas!

87. The auspicious Christmas tree is filled with wishful Christmas ornaments; the warm Christmas clothes are filled with beautiful Christmas wishes; the warm Christmas stockings are filled with beautiful Christmas gifts; and the happy Christmas songs are filled with sincere wishes. Christmas wishes. Wish you a merry Christmas and happiness every day.

88. Snowflakes are flying in the sky, Santa Claus has arrived, holding his pockets and laughing, you can choose big or small bags, happiness is endless, gold and silver are brought with you, good luck goes straight into the sky, you are happy and happy. Merry Chrismas!

89. I wish you countless Christmas blessings, let our friendship accumulate into thick happy memories, and let the family affection in the world and the warmth of heaven spread all over the world.

90. Because of love, life becomes happiness. Because of you, this Christmas becomes a merry one.

91. Merry Christmas, I don’t think of you only on special days, but at Christmas time, you will definitely receive my blessings.

92. Santa Claus comes from afar in his sleigh and delivers all the good things in his handbag to everyone, including you. Kind people will always receive deep blessings, dear friends, Merry Christmas!

93. On Christmas Eve, Santa Claus asked me what gift I wanted. I said: "I want to give you as a gift to my friend and fulfill his wishes." Santa Claus made a vomiting gesture: "Spare me! His socks are too smelly!"

94. At Christmas, I make a silent wish for you: May the gifts you receive pile up like a mountain, may the blessings you receive pour in, may the messages you receive fill your phone, and may your happy days last forever! Santa Claus bless you!

95. Winter Solstice, Christmas Eve, Christmas, and New Year's Day are all connected. Happiness, joy, health, and peace follow closely. Family, friendship, love, and true feelings are connected with each other. Care, care, and blessings come to us. Happy every day.

96. May this Christmas text message, accompanied by the sun, moon and stars, fly over thousands of rivers and mountains, and bring you peace, happiness and joy with my blessings. May all the good blessings accompany you and protect you forever!

97. Christmas Eve discipline: No matter how busy you are at work, text messages often, no matter how stressed you are, greetings often, hard work, caring often, no matter how far away you are, contact often, please abide by the discipline and keep in touch. I pray for you on Christmas Eve. You stay young and full of vitality!

98. On Christmas Eve, the fallen leaves are flying, filled with warmth, true feelings, and blessings. How many sleepless nights are not as happy and joyful as today's Christmas Eve, which warms this different night.

99. Snowflakes are flying, adding to the romance of winter; colorful lights are lighting up the joyful Christmas night; silver bells are ringing, listening to the wishes and blessings in the wind; sitting by the fire, sharing this wonderful time. Merry Christmas!

100. The white clouds are floating in the blue sky, that is my longing swaying. The stars twinkled in the dark night, and that was my eyes blinking. On Christmas night, may my thoughts float to your heart along with the white clouds.

101. Christmas Eve, I wish you peace: My favorite song, "I wish you peace"; My favorite words: You want peace; My favorite things: You are very healthy; My favorite words: Peace in my life; My favorite heart: May you be safe; Christmas Eve , I wish you peace and happiness, I wish you happiness!

102. Happy Dictionary: Why does Christmas happen in the cold winter? Answer: Because you need my company. Why does Christmas Eve fall into the long hours of the night? Answer: Because you need my blessing. Merry Christmas my friends!

103. Santa Claus got lost and was looking for help on a reindeer. He happened to pass by my window and handed me a gift. He asked me to take good care of it and give it to you on his behalf at Christmas. I wish you a merry Christmas and happiness.

104. With full of lovesickness and warm wishes, I wish you a merry Christmas.