搞笑说说

【#句子# #拳击冠军搞笑说说（精选37句）#】◱ 路无规不畅；国无法不宁。

◱ 手干枯色黄土,肉薄削，多受苦。短又粗如鼓锤，状似竹节当老农。

◱ 我在纽约的夜店干了一辈子…　I been working nightclubs in the New York city my whole life…

◱ 食指是为主，无名指为宾，主压宾常顺心，宾压主常受苦。

◱ 手上皮肤软而嫩，安闲快乐好得很。

◱ 当我想起你时，我想起了爱荷华州美丽的平原。我们之间相隔的距离，使我意志消沉。没有你的时光和你的旅程对我来说毫无意义，与你相爱是我所做过的最轻松的事。在我活着的每一天，我都会深深地感觉到，遇见你的那天我就已爱上你。今天我爱你，余生也会继续爱你。　When I think of you,I'm reminded of the beautiful plains of Iowa.The distance between us is breaking my spirit,My time and experiences without you are meaningless to me.Falling in love with you was the easiest thing I have ever done,And every day I am alive,I'm aware of this.I love you the day I met you,I love you today,And I will love you to rest of my life.

◱ 如果我不够黑，也不够白，我甚至不够男人，那么托尼请告诉我，我是谁?　If I'm not black enough, and if I'm not white enough, and if I'm not man enough, then tell me , what am I?

◱ 我父亲过去常说，不管你做什么都要做到极致，上班就认真工作笑就尽情大笑，吃东西时就像是最后一餐那样去享受。　My father used to say,whatever you do, do it a hundred percent.when you eat, eat like it's your last meal.

◱ 要种树，要种草，人人参与不能少。不能少!

◱ 你懂的，世界上有太多孤独的人害怕先踏出第一步。　You know... the world's full of lonely people afraid to make the first move.

◱ 遇匪徒110，匪警电话要记清，机智灵巧去周旋，歹徒被擒快人心。

◱ 便民利国，欣欣向荣，医学渊博

◱ 鸟儿多，天气晴，人们生活得安宁。睡觉！

◱ 纹浅命薄福分小，千斤重担弱人担，手细软密多聪明，短粗干硬糊涂虫。

◱ 暴力永远无法取胜，托尼，坚守尊严才会赢，因为自尊总能让你占理。　You`ll never win with violence, Tony, you only win when you maintain your dignity. Dignity always prevails.

◱ 他们没有选择是否进场的权力，但你有。　They didn't have a choice whether to be inside or out. You did.

◱ 黑车货车不能上，人身安全没保障；无证驾驶违一交一法，购车要办车一牌照；交通法规是个宝，走路行车要记牢；生命人人都珍惜，安全健康最重要。

◱ 大拇指是君，小拇指是臣，君压臣当家会用人，臣压君上下不一心。

◱ 所以如果我不够黑，也不够白，我甚至不够男人，告诉我托尼，我是谁？　So if I'm not black enough, and if I'm not white enough,andif I'm not man enough, then tell me Tony, what am I?

◱ 开开心心，生活幸福，学习提高

◱ 因为光靠天赋是不够的改变大众的想法需要勇气。　Because genius is not enough. It takes courage to change people's hearts.

◱ 污染指，在上升，人的寿命不会增。可怕！

◱ 多种树，多种草，自然灾害就会少。真妙！

◱ 树叶一片片地飘落，颜色也渐渐变灰变棕。我看见无数银装素裹的树，就像从童话故事走出来似的。我会数着时间，每一时，每一分，每一秒，直到拥你入怀。　The trees have shed their leafy clothing,and their colors have faded to grays and browns.I saw a millions of trees all dusted with snow,just like out of a fairy tale.I would count the hours,minutes and seconds,until you are in my arms.

◱ 球类拔萃，庄敬自强，母仪典范

◱ 我明白…这个世界很复杂。　I know it's… complicated world.

◱ 大指长，常奔忙；次指长，福禄强。

◱ 小学生，捡废品，个子不高人品高。可赞！

◱ 一交一通安全要记牢；路口要看信号灯，红灯停止绿灯行；过街要走斑马线，或走天桥地下道；走路要走人行道，骑车不进汽车道。

◱ 空气中，颗粒物，大的能够赛蚊蝇。恶心！

◱ 这世界上有各种各样的人，恰巧我们成为了朋友，这不是缘分，只仅仅是我们本就应该是朋友。　There are all kinds of people in this world. It happens that we have become friends. This is not fate. It is just that we should be friends.

◱ 他怎么做到笑着跟他们握手的？因为去除成见，需要勇气。　How did he manage to shake hands with them with a smile? Because it takes courage to get rid of stereotypes.

◱ 学一交一法，守一交一规，平安出行最安心。

◱ 天变灰，河变脏，生态环境在受伤。咋办？

◱ 不要问你的国家可以为你做什么，问你自己可以为自己做些什么。　Ask not your country what you could do for it, ask what you do for yourself.

◱ 树被砍，林被没，西伯利亚冷风多。真冷！

◱ 一二三四五七，绝对不乱扔垃圾。七五四三二一，绝不随地吐痰。