英文爆笑短句(精华13句)：One today is worth two tomorrows.　（一个今天胜似两个明天。）

【#句子# #英文爆笑短句(精华13句)：One today is worth two tomorrows.　（一个今天胜似两个明天。）#】⋓ Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.　每个成功男人的.背后,都有一个女人.每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。

⋓ “Hard work never killed anybody.” But why take the risk　努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。

⋓ One today is worth two tomorrows.　（一个今天胜似两个明天。）

⋓ If you saw the dark in front of you, dont be afriad, that's because sunshine is at your back.　如果你看到面前的阴影，别怕，那是因为你的背后有阳光……

⋓ From small beginning come great things.　（伟大始于渺小。）

⋓ Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.　要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。

⋓ Truth never fears investigation.　（事实从来不怕调查。）

⋓ It's never too late to mend.　（过而能改，善莫大焉;亡羊补牢，犹未晚也。）

⋓ One should love animals. They are so tasty.　每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

⋓ Misfortunes tell us what fortune is.　（不经灾祸不知福。）

⋓ Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the army! why i should have experience when look for a job　诸葛亮出山前，也没带过兵！凭啥我就要工作经验

⋓ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.　聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

⋓ Better late than never.　（迟做总比不做好；晚来总比不来好。）