Funny Valentine's Day Wishes

【#句子# #Funny Valentine's Day Wishes#】1. Congratulations and congratulations. It’s a passionate age, a hot summer, and a wedding that’s so hot. I’ll give you all my sincere gift packs. May your love be as sweet as honey, and you’ll have a tacit understanding until you grow old hand in hand. This year, a dragon will be born in your family.

3. Please use 1 second to forget your worries, 1 minute to think about happiness, 1 hour to spend with the person you like, 1 lifetime to care for the person you love the most, and then use a smile to receive the blessings I am sending to you. :Happy Chinese Valentine’s Day!

4. We will always be together and grow old together for a hundred years.

5. Get along day and night and become a couple, stay together and fly together, and work hand in hand to be immortal companions. May your marriage be sweet, extremely loving, and immersed in love forever. Of course, the most important thing is not to forget to have a baby soon.

6. I would like to hold on to time with you and let the years flow through your fingertips; I would like to bathe in the spring light with you and listen carefully to the sound of peonies blooming; I would like to follow the direction of your footsteps and write the poems of happiness. Sing softly; I am willing to look up in the bright night sky with you, let our hearts be filled with the power of love!

7. How long can the brilliant flowers bloom? How long can the clouds in the sky float? How long can the romantic drizzle last? How long can a sweet smile last? Chinese Valentine's Day is coming soon. If you want to ask me how long I have loved you, this text message will say to you now: I will love you for as long as my heart beats!

8. I wish you a happy Valentine's Day and let love bloom in the world of two people.

9. Distance cannot stop the blessings I send you. Distance cannot distance me from you. Distance cannot stop me from missing you. Distance cannot take away the Christmas Eve text message I sent to you: I wish you far away, Chinese Valentine’s Day. hapiness!

10. You are a pair created by nature, and now that you are married together, you will need to tolerate and take care of each other even more in the future. I wish you the best!

11. My love for you is as vigorous as a tractor climbing a hillside.

12. The starry sky on Valentine's Day brings infinite touching, beautiful myths and unchanging love. The everlasting starry sky makes a firm oath: My dear, I will love you forever, and the Milky Way is the witness.

13. The flowers are blooming and the moon is full, and happy events abound.

14. Knowing that you are getting married today, regardless of whether others wish you or not, I am blessing you anyway. I wish you a happy marriage and a baby!

15. Under the moonlight, Youmeng will become more colorful butterflies from now on. This heart's eternal partner, even if you don't say it, the red candle will shine with a smile, and I sincerely wish you two Qin, a hundred years. , a hundred years old together.

16. You and I met today, and the bright moon came to shine on us on Chinese Valentine's Day. Born to be the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, come and find true love in the world. Don't be afraid of the long road to the Milky Way, and the meeting on the Magpie Bridge will be sweet. I just want to be with you in this life and have a happy Chinese Valentine's Day night. Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

17. Give love an ageless face, so that those who have fallen in love will never change for life; give love a vow of no regrets, so that even those who have fallen in love will miss each other; give love a vast blue sky, so that true love can fill the world. Happy Valentine’s Day!

18. After a busy year, it’s time to take a break, give your heart a holiday, pack away all your worries and sorrows, pack up your beautiful mood, and set out for happiness.

19. A happy couple under the lamp, two love flowers in the bridal chamber, music and singing in the golden house accompanied by colorful phoenixes, flowers and candles in the bridal chamber happily riding a dragon.

20. The angel said that as long as you stand in the sun and draw 99 tulips with your heart and make a wish, God will hear it. I painted flowers all over the yard, and God finally said: Make a wish. I said: I want the person who reads the text message to be safe and happy!

21. Wait for the stars in the sky, hope for the star rain, count the stars and make a wish. Thousands of stars fall from the starry sky, and the stars will appear a thousand times. I wish my friends from far away a safe journey, and smile softly and sincerely to know each other. Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

22. A green leaf is full of friendship to its roots; a congratulatory message condenses my wishes for you. Another wonderful beginning - the beginning of the new year. I wish success and happiness will always be with you.

23. Valentine’s Day is coming, please forgive me for doing something wrong. I told a stranger your mobile phone number, his name is Cupid, and he wants to tell you for me; my heart likes you, my heart cares about you, and my heart is waiting for you.

24. A little bit of starlight, a little bit of love, a little bit of raindrops to moisten the feelings, a little bit of wishes, a little bit of longing to express my feelings. Thousands of words are written on the tip of a pen, admiration is gathered into the sea, expectations are beyond words, and true feelings are buried in the heart. On the Chinese Valentine's Day, I hope these little words can give you a little bit of inspiration, and may you always be happy and happy.

25. The new millennium brings a thousand-year relationship, and a hundred-year body will accompany you for a hundred years of sleep. A gifted man who is born with a beautiful woman only envy mandarin ducks but not immortals. I wish you may the earth and the sky be as high as yourselves and we may be united together forever!

26. Valentine’s Day is not only a day to express love, but also a day to practice your words. I wish you and your lover will eventually get married.

27. Give you the pure and deep breath like lavender, give you the quiet and pleasant breath like lemon, give you the gentle and unmottled breath like perilla, give you the most refreshing feeling in this summer. , Happy Chinese Valentine’s Day!

28. Don’t lean on the railing when you are alone. Thousands of miles away, it is easy to say goodbye but difficult to see others. The flowing water and falling flowers are gone in spring, and the world is in heaven and earth. do you miss me? Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

29. You would rather be a dog than come and confess to me. I will remember this blood feud.

30. Turn on your phone, look at the Chinese Valentine's Day, edit sweet words, make you happy, my wife loves you, give you roses, if you like, go on a date, if you are willing, reply a text message, say I love you, send you my love.

31. The Cowherd watches for a year on Chinese Valentine's Day, the Weaver Girl reverie about the four seasons on Chinese Valentine's Day, the magpie flies joyfully on Chinese Valentine's Day, the Milky Way flows with affection on Chinese Valentine's Day, the beautiful example of love is on Chinese Valentine's Day, the feeling of blessing and happiness is on Chinese Valentine's Day, I wish you a happy Chinese Valentine's Day.

32. I am always curious about unknown things, but you satisfy my curiosity one by one. When I was curious about what the turkey looked like, your appearance promptly answered my doubts. Christmas is coming, thank you for having me! (Selected Christmas Blessings from Jufeng Fashion)

33. Draw concentric circles, and deep love fills your heart; pair up a circle, and a touch of lovesickness overflows your heart; play a pair of mandarin ducks, and your heart will be filled with deep love; pluck lotuses side by side, and your heart will be filled with longing for lovesickness. Happy Valentine's Day!

34. When the stars and rivers are changing, you and I are still on opposite sides of the sky. But please believe that even if there are thousands of rivers and mountains, my thoughts about you will never change day and night.

35. It doesn’t matter if you have roses or not, as long as there is romance and atmosphere; it doesn’t matter if you have diamonds or not, a sincere heart is more brilliant; when the time is right for Valentine’s Day, if you dare to love, do it. I wish you a happy reunion on Valentine's Day in advance and more happiness!

36. We have the same virtue and the same heart, and we are reconciled to each other.

37. Congratulations on getting married! I wish you a happy and sweet wedding! What a happy marriage! Have a baby early! Stretch out the hand of love, accept Yingying's blessings, and let happiness bloom into brilliant flowers!

38. A lifetime of happiness, love between two people, a predestined relationship for three lives, from generation to generation, never abandoning, great happiness in the fleeting years, saying goodbye to old age with a hand, blessing from a distance with a glass of wine, perfection, hundreds of children and grandchildren, all the best! Happy wedding, classmate!

39. The past between you and me is not a half-awake half-dreaming wish. My endless memories have been rippling in my heart. It is your encouragement that makes me forget my confusion in my persistence. The future between you and me is like my wish. Such as drunken extravagant hope, my indomitable pursuit will not become desolate due to drunkenness and sadness. Your encouragement can keep me from deviating from the direction of love!

40. My dear, let me tell you, on Valentine’s Day a thousand years ago, I didn’t go home. You thought I was fooling around because there were no text messages at that time. So I have to tell you a thousand years later, I went to buy flowers.

41. I wish you a happy Valentine’s Day and commemorate our day of classic stupidity.

42. Do you remember the promise we made to each other? Only when I fall in love with you can I be indifferent in this world. I only pray for this hard-won love for you and me. Do you remember that I am not by your side in the silent night? , I am like the wind that dwells in agarwood, the mountains are high and the roads are far away, only I silently bless you and love you!

43. Cowherd loves Weaver Girl from the bottom of his heart, otherwise he would not have had two children; Weaver Girl loves Cowherd from the bottom of her heart, otherwise she would have remarried long ago; I miss you from the bottom of my heart, otherwise the text message would not be sent. , I wish you happiness and blooming on Chinese Valentine's Day!

44. I have a secret message to tell you - I like you so much. I really like you - believe me! ! Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

45. No matter how good Chopin is, he can't play the sadness of me! God, please let me cross this magpie bridge and don’t let us be separated again, okay?

46. ​​A little bit of starlight is a little bit of love, a little bit of raindrops moisten the feelings, a little bit of pen tip is filled with thousands of words, and a little bit of love is gathered into the sea. I hope these little words can make you feel a little bit excited. I wish you a happy Valentine's Day and happiness always with you.

48. The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl recall each other on Valentine's Day. We are thousands of miles apart in mountains and rivers. I am not by my lover's side, but I hope you will cherish your body for me!

49. I will protect your safety, pay attention to your warmth and warmth, make up for your carelessness, make concessions to your willfulness, satisfy your joy, and build your happiness. Chinese Valentine's Day is coming, I wish you a good mood every day!

50. Chinese Valentine's Day is approaching, and as a good brother, I present you a pair of couplets gorgeously. First couplet: With cold eyebrows, he looks at all the beauties. Second line: I bow my head and am willing to be an old bachelor. Hengpi: Just teasing you. Haha, happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

51. Maybe you have forgotten me, but I will wait for you until I move God and move you! Tonight, let me sleep with your name and your long hair on my pillow. I hope I can see you in my dreams. Good night. you!

52. The silver swallows shuttle and dance in the sky, and the beauty returns to Shu alone. Looking up at the returning swallows in the west, I miss you dearly.

53. Someone showed off that his girlfriend gave him expensive gifts on Chinese Valentine's Day. Although everyone was angry, envious, jealous, and hateful, there was nothing they could do. This person asked again: What gift should I give to my girlfriend? A tall man suddenly said: Send Angry Birds.

54. Chinese Valentine's Day text messages send blessings, blessings for singles to get rid of singleness, blessings for married people to be inseparable, blessings for divorced people to remarry as soon as possible. In a word, Happy Chinese Valentine's Day to both singles and married and divorced people.

55. We don’t want to be the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, because they are too far apart and their meeting is too short; we want to be ourselves, because you are by my side and hold my heart tightly!

56. If someone says to you today that I wish you a happy Labor Day, do not answer. It may be a conspiracy! Maybe there is a guy who has a lot of work at home and wants to take the opportunity to let you do free labor. Remember, happy Labor Day!

57. Valentine’s Day costs a lot of money. Many men, for this day, decide to pay for a month and wear a belt for a month. Therefore, kind-hearted female friends should return the gifts from their boyfriends and give them a gift in return. belt.

58. Hand in hand for a hundred years, the family will be happy.

59. When Valentine's Day comes, you are not alone, because I am missing you and caring about you. The text message has arrived, which means the friendship has arrived. My distant friends, Happy Valentine's Day!

61. After reading the text message, would you like to come to my place for a while? Just come if you are asked, okay, please, I have something in my heart that I want to say to you: I want to say to you so much: See you after Valentine’s Day!

62. When your bride comes, I wish you bow to heaven and earth once, so that you won’t be so angry with your wife; bow to the high hall twice, and be busy with your wife from now on; bow to each other as husband and wife, and tighten your belt from now on; send you to the bridal chamber, and hope that you two will have a baby soon. A little busy. Happy wedding!

63. The sound of firecrackers was heard with joy, and the son-in-law came to the door. The groom is loved by everyone for his intelligence and is praised by his relatives and friends. The bride is as beautiful as a fairy, and passers-by watch and praise her. They worshiped their parents happily and entered the bridal chamber in perfect harmony. I can't get enough of my love and my concubine's love, and a happy marriage will last forever!

64. Before I met you, I was helpless. After marrying you, I realized the meaning of wife. Seven is six plus one. You are my backbone and my wife. I thought romance was just a ditty when we are in love. I never expected to be with you. The romance lasts forever, it’s great to know you, my dear wife, happy Chinese Valentine’s Day!

65. Love is the yearning in the heart, the resonance of feelings, the collision of inspiration, the shining of electric light, the sweet nectar, and the intoxicating pure wine. Wish you a happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

66. Bless you and laugh for you, because today, my heart is as jubilant and happy as yours! I wish you a happy marriage! Grow old together!

67. They say words are like people. I read the medical records. I can’t even imagine what a doctor looks like, haha, happy Valentine’s Day.

68. There is a kind of happiness that accompanies oneself, a kind of sweetness that blesses oneself, a kind of happiness that supports oneself, and there is someone who cares about you. My dear friend, because of me, Valentine’s Day without a lover is just as beautiful as it is. Happy holiday.

69. The new moon represents my passion, the upper moon represents my loyalty, the lower moon represents my longing, and the full moon represents my determination. No matter whether the moon is full or low, the moon always represents my heart. Happy Valentine's Day, my dear!

70. Don’t lean on the railing when you are alone. Thousands of miles away, it is easy to say goodbye but difficult to see others. The flowing water and falling flowers are gone in spring, and the world is in heaven and earth. Do you still miss me? ?

71. The highest state of love between two people is to never get tired of each other. I wish the newlyweds to truly love each other and stay together forever. Congratulations on their wedding!

72. You make me taste the pain of missing you every moment and the joy of being with you. You are the only person who can make me taste the ups and downs.

73. You are wanted on New Year's Eve. Your crime is: being too kind to your friends and being loyal enough; having a youthful face and a bright smile. This court’s current ruling is as follows: You will be my friend for life, without the possibility of appeal!

74. Today I am waiting for you on this side of Magpie Bridge. Are you thinking of me on the other side? It would be better for the two of us to settle down in Magpie Bridge for the rest of our lives.

75. When Guo Qingjie comes to meet friends, he agrees with you; he holds your hand, and happiness follows him; he looks into your eyes, and feels tenderness in his heart; good times are hard to come by, and there is no reason to miss them; this kind of love is also hard to find, and love will last forever. Happy National Day and a happy wedding.

76. The beautiful bride is like rose wine, and the groom is the wine glass. Just taste the two slowly? congratulations! Wine and glass are inseparable from now on! Bless you! Wine and glasses of love and affection! ! Congratulations on that fusion taste!

77. Dots of flying stars express love, patches of wispy clouds play tricks, the moonlight shines like a train, and the Magpie Bridge is sighted again. The sky is pale and the Milky Way hangs down to the ground, and there is no way to avoid lovesickness. Even though we are thousands of miles away, I send you the love words in my heart: I love you forever and have a happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

78. I wish you a happy Valentine’s Day and spread happiness from your heart.

79. The road of falling in love may not be smooth, and the years holding hands may be a bit short. Even if time goes back, I am still grateful for the moment I met you, and my love for you will not change. Chinese Valentine's Day is approaching, I wish you a beautiful and good mood and happiness every day.

80. Special days can always bring back memories of the past. Such a festival, which belongs to lovers all over the world, of course brings to mind the past happiness, past romance, past sweetness, and past happiness. Happy Valentine's Day!

81. There is a kind of tacit understanding called tacit understanding, there is a kind of feeling called wonderful, there is a kind of happiness called having you by your side, and there is an idiot who will read it all.

82. Parting is a common thing in life, and sadness is inevitable, but this can only increase the sadness. Therefore, at this moment, I have only blessings for you. I wish you all the best and all the best!

83. Hand in hand to lead the road to happiness, and live in the sweet castle together for the rest of your life. I wish you a happy wedding.

84. I have many blessings for the Mid-Autumn Festival. Bless me with a card like this and give me some thoughts. I hope you will accept it. Time flies so fast, and the Mid-Autumn Festival will be ushered in in a few days. I just want to say that this September is extraordinary. You know it! I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival in advance! Happy forever!

85. We all formed a group to watch movies together and bought single-number tickets to separate the couples.

86. I wish you a happy Valentine’s Day and leave a warm space in the heart of your beloved.

87. Valentine's Day comes true. I hope that today's fragrant red leaves will dissipate any lingering resentments. I hope that the morning and evening pictures will last forever, lingering and lingering to express my anxiety. God has given me another excuse to date you. My beloved, spending time with you will be Valentine's Day every day.

88. Friendship is like tea, and the faint fragrance cannot be washed away; yearning is like smoke, and the inextricable threads cannot be separated; life is like a song, and the soul cannot help but resonate; you and I are still the same, and cannot stop the interaction of thumbs: on a morning after the rain , I picked the most beautiful rainbow from the sky, knitted two words and sent them to you two!

90. When I have the power, I will let the Forbidden City be your bedroom, the Shenzhou-6 be your special plane, the China Grand Theater be your singing room, and Hangzhou West Lake be your swimming pool. It will be fun! Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

91. The best person to send blessings during the festive season is you. Love is sweet and family is harmonious. Success in career and promotion like a rabbit. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

92. Because I miss you, my world is filled with sunshine; because I miss you, time becomes irrelevant; because I miss you, my surroundings are filled with warmth and fragrance; because I miss you, I send you a text message especially during the Chinese Valentine’s Day romantic week to tell you: I want to you!

93. What is happiness? Happiness is the fluttering white gauze dancing in the wind! Happiness is a bright and joyful smile staying on your face! Happiness is every bit of holding your hand and growing old together with your son. Today, his hand holds yours, and tomorrow, you will be walking together with gray hair!

94. There is a rose called love, with tenderness as leaves, care as branches, true feelings as petals, and romance as thorns. This flower blooms in my heart and is dedicated only to you. Valentine's Day, February 14th, please sign for my love rose! Happy holidays in advance!

95. On July 7th, in the Hall of Eternal Life, no one was whispering in the middle of the night. I wish to be a winged bird in heaven, and a twig on earth.

96. The husband sings and the wife follows, sharing the same virtue and one heart.